you

you
1. (You) (4365↑, 222↓)
Not me
2. (you) (2084↑, 308↓)
The person reading this.

Hey you\!\!\! You're reading this\!\!\!

3. (you) (2019↑, 432↓)
The cause of all the worlds problems.

You killed Jesus, spread the plague, shot JFK, and made Britney Spears popular. Thanks a lot....dick.

4. (you) (827↑, 217↓)
The person that you see when you look in a mirror

What are YOU looking at?

Author: TEXAS SUCKS\! http://you.urbanup.com/1570361
5. (you) (769↑, 179↓)
The perfect comeback to any insult.

Dina: You are a complete idiot and an utter waste of space on this planet. The mere sight of you makes me want to throw up. Please, go away. I don't care where. Just go away. Pat: You.

Author: Double Cheeseburger http://you.urbanup.com/1961283
6. (You) (374↑, 36↓)
Someone who has nothing better to do than surfing the web or read clever definitions at urbandictionary.com

Im so bored. I write a meaning for you on urban dictionary

7. (you) (306↑, 82↓)
the correct way to spell the ordinary word, you. not corrupted by the minds of sad depraved 12 year old myspace addicts. \{n.\} not yooh \{n.\} not yoo \{n.\} not yew

[19:55:40] \<3 Why Are Y: i go to ur skwl year below yoo [19:55:48] craig \<3 jad: *you ^faggot

Author: craigisbetterthanme http://you.urbanup.com/1915462
8. (you) (140↑, 15↓)
The only one that can prevent wildfires.

Only YOU can prevent wildfires. -Smokey Bear

9. (You) (230↑, 106↓)
2nd person of singular or plural

I hate you, you hate me....

10. (You) (118↑, 35↓)
The person you shouldn't be afraid to be, someone you should be proud of.

The true definition of [beautiful], means that you are always you.

11. (you) (96↑, 26↓)
Soulja boy's best friend. (in the song crank dat by soulja boy, he often says [you] with a long o) Ok, not really. But you know it still sounds cool. In literal terms, it is a pronoun in second person. And if [you] don't know what that means....go to English class.

Person 1: Who's soulja boy's best friend? Person 2: Yooooooooooooooooooooou\! OR Person 1: [You] need to go to English class. Person 2: Why? Person 3: Because you had to look up the definition for [you]\!

12. (you) (69↑, 14↓)
the person reading this. literate, unaware of what the word you means, and hereby informed.

you rock. you knock my socks off. you smell like cabbage.

Author: chinesemaneatingbanana http://you.urbanup.com/2958201
13. (you) (133↑, 95↓)
1. (n.) one who lives with mother exeeding the age of 30 2. (n.) One who wastes his/her time on urban dictionary, although it is a great site 3. (n.) Not me

YOU just wasted your time reading MY definition that makes fun of YOU

Author: Anonomous Boi http://you.urbanup.com/1667411
14. (You) (41↑, 11↓)
You, \<insert name here\>, are the person reading this article, unless, of course, you're not. But that would be awkward.

“You bastard\! You killed Kenny\!” \you Stan on You “A total idiot.” \you Captain Obvious on You “YOOOOUUUUUU\!\!\!\!\!” \you Soulja Boy on Who should crank that soulja boy

Author: Uncyclopedia http://you.urbanup.com/2957775
15. (you) (34↑, 6↓)
are extraordinarily perfect...

[you] are indescribable. [you] are heart beat.

Author: ivory.keys.*119 http://you.urbanup.com/5036101
16. (You) (43↑, 20↓)
The person that sucks, taking fun out of the equation

Hey man, why the long face? You showed up

17. (You) (23↑, 3↓)
A beautiful, wonderful, loved person who is usually intelligent and occasionally thoughtful, and who is often misunderstood. "You" has at some point in their life felt unwanted, unloved, and worthless, but as you is slightly oblivious, you doesn't realize that you is none of these things. You typically doesn't like like himself or herself very much, and you has things that you feels like they need to change about themselves, but in reality you is perfect just the way you is. It is the nature of you.

Person \#1: "Hey\! How are you?" Person \#2: (*thinking*: Well, I feel depressed and lonely and I just want someone to care.) "Fine\! How about you?" Person \#1: (*thinking*: Gosh, their life is so perfect. I wish I were them. I wish I was "fine".) "Good."

Author: unexpectedsomeones http://you.urbanup.com/5300154
18. (you) (20↑, 1↓)
the person on the computer searching ''you'' and looking at this definition

hey you you are reading this\!

19. (You) (19↑, 2↓)
You; the one who makes me smile and causes my heart to swell, almost to the point of bursting, with happiness, affection and love. You; someone so wonderful, caring, funny, attractive, and amazing my head spins. You; the one to never let go.

Was it by chance I found you or meant to be.

20. (you) (19↑, 5↓)
you

you see [you]

Author: me, myself, us, and I http://you.urbanup.com/5012946
21. (You) (79↑, 65↓)
You are a worthless [waste] of life, which is why - at this precise point in [world] history - you are reading this sentence. You think you should be doing something more productive, but for some reason, you aren't. You think your taste in music matters. You think playing video games makes you "alternative". You "spontaneously" quote Monty Python. You installed Linux on a partition because it seemed vaguely countercultural. You wear a fucking fedora in public and believe this makes the world a more whimsical place. You went to a second-tier state college and joined the Roleplaying club on the first day of orientation. You watch anime but insist you're not a fanboy. You quote memes at parties and then laugh alone, awkwardly. You own at least one cape which you wear "ironically" to comic conventions. You drive a 1990's Civic with crumbs on the floor and an "I roll 20's" bumper sticker. You write long posts in the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist but never get responses. You haven't had much sex, and the few times you did were clumsy and tedious. You think people shouldn't judge you based on your meager accomplishments because that's not, like, what you're about, you know? You collect Plastic Crap. You hover around the edges of your social group, grasping at straws of approval. You get your ideas and arguments from blogs. You don't get invited, you tag along. You like to tell yourself you "only date nerds because they understand" you, but then masturbate to 10's who wouldn't even waste the breath to tell you to fuck off if you approached one of them in a bar. You sit at your desk daydreaming about which X-Men power you want, while your peers are building the world in their image. You fail it, where it = EVERYTHING. Seriously, fuck you.

"You need to die." "You fail beyond possible bounds."

22. (You) (8↑, 1↓)
are the idiot that searched for "you" in Urban Dictionary cause you thought it was funny and clever. Your parents must be proud.

[You]: I'm going to look up "you" in the dictionary cause I think I'm original and funny. I'm so very smart and original...

Author: Leo Hartman http://you.urbanup.com/5750438
23. (You) (21↑, 15↓)
A basement-dweller with no life.

Your mother: Why don't you get out the basement honey? You: SHUTUP MOM I'M [FAPPING] TO JAILBAIT\!

Author: Not You... And I'm glad. http://you.urbanup.com/4174126
24. (you) (7↑, 2↓)
you. u. yourself. yoo. yew. yu. yooh.

you are you. are you? you are.

25. (You) (20↑, 15↓)
Someone who is not me.

Mister Miser: "Hey you\!"

Author: Mister Miser http://you.urbanup.com/2958305
26. (you) (22↑, 19↓)
The word Soulja boy likes to use

When I Do Dat Soulja Boy I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance (Now You)

27. (You) (11↑, 12↓)
Full of shit.

It true... you fullashit.

Author: radiobehaviour http://you.urbanup.com/4222506
28. (You) (2↑, 7↓)
You is the term used in sexual intercause by meaning give me it harder. A girl will sceam the word for more amd it tells you to give her more pleasure. Sometimes also used in oral sex by the male shouting you as he demands to cum quicker.

"You" \!\!\! " ah give me more\!\! Qucler " You

Author: J/O/R/D/A/N http://you.urbanup.com/4901107
29. (You) (7↑, 14↓)
Your a Fucking Moron

You

Author: djdjdjdjdjdjd http://you.urbanup.com/4157978
30. (You) (20↑, 27↓)
You are a worthless waste of life, which is why - at this precise point in world history - you are reading this sentence. You think you should be doing something more productive, but for some reason, you aren't. You think your taste in music matters. You think playing video games makes you "alternative". You "spontaneously" quote Monty Python. You installed Linux on a partition because it seemed vaguely countercultural. You wear a fucking fedora in public and believe this makes the world a more whimsical place. You went to a second-tier state college and joined the Roleplaying club on the first day of orientation. You watch anime but insist you're not a fanboy. You quote memes at parties and then laugh alone, awkwardly. You own at least one cape which you wear "ironically" to comic conventions. You drive a 1990's Civic with crumbs on the floor and an "I roll 20's" bumper sticker. You write long posts in the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist but never get responses. Your parents pay for most if not all of your college tuition because you lack the motivation to seek financial independence. You haven't had much sex, and the few times you did were clumsy and tedious. You think people shouldn't judge you based on your meager accomplishments because that's not, like, what you're about, you know? You collect Plastic Crap. You hover around the edges of your social group, grasping at straws of approval. You get your ideas and arguments from blogs. You don't get invited, you tag along. You like to tell yourself you "only date nerds because they understand" you, but then masturbate to 10's who wouldn't even waste the breath to tell you to fuck off if you approached one of them in a bar. You sit at your desk daydreaming about which X-Men power you want, while your peers are building the world in their image. You fail it, where it = ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING.

The Definition of "You" - Encyclopedia Dramatica

Author: DigitalSpectre http://you.urbanup.com/3297610
31. (You) (1↑, 9↓)
Are Beautiful

u should know that and no one has the right to tell you that

Author: -youdontneedtoknow http://you.urbanup.com/5423607
32. (You) (4↑, 12↓)
Anyone who isn't your self.

HEY YOU\!

Author: turbobunies http://you.urbanup.com/3787743
33. (you) (7↑, 19↓)
Lacks Common Sense.

you yourself n not me

Author: PhiShY BowLs http://you.urbanup.com/3915881
34. (You) (7↑, 20↓)
Goober; a lame strange weird funny cute person.

'I am not' 'Yea you are. You = Goober'

Author: Gunter the Impaler http://you.urbanup.com/2726116
35. (You) (56↑, 72↓)
1.) Anybody, when used in varying forms of context.

I want YOU for U.S. Army.

36. (you) (5↑, 25↓)
you: smell like a prostitutes cooch

scott smells like a prostycooch scott = you

Author: your other mother... the real one http://you.urbanup.com/2070795
37. (you) (3↑, 27↓)
you sexy thang you think you got it all but you don't your a beast that's fat and nobody likes you and you think the girls love you don't because your bi hahaha bitch

your a beast that no one likes

Author: bitch your ugly http://you.urbanup.com/3960867
38. (YOU) (18↑, 54↓)
Your Opinion Unwanted An internet slag expression used in chats, online games etc.

hey stop talking here YOU\!

39. (you) (47↑, 83↓)
1. a letter somtimes confused with 'U'

Hmm... lets see.... D-you-M-B-A-S-S.... Dumbass. No your wrong, because it changes the letter "you" to the word "you", you can't spell it right...

Author: Bobby Fischer http://you.urbanup.com/1470226
Related: i, fuck, love, are, me, to, a, the, what, know, it, do, bitch, your, u, that, my, for, in, is, fucking, sex, up, ass, and, like, so, suck, have, shit, of, how, see, will, no, just, with, gay, can, not
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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