- you
- 1. (You) (4365↑, 222↓)Not meAuthor: http://you.urbanup.com/352302. (you) (2084↑, 308↓)The person reading this.
Hey you\!\!\! You're reading this\!\!\!
Author: Corky Duke http://you.urbanup.com/14438603. (you) (2019↑, 432↓)The cause of all the worlds problems.You killed Jesus, spread the plague, shot JFK, and made Britney Spears popular. Thanks a lot....dick.
Author: Neoman123 http://you.urbanup.com/16298304. (you) (827↑, 217↓)The person that you see when you look in a mirrorWhat are YOU looking at?
Author: TEXAS SUCKS\! http://you.urbanup.com/15703615. (you) (769↑, 179↓)The perfect comeback to any insult.Dina: You are a complete idiot and an utter waste of space on this planet. The mere sight of you makes me want to throw up. Please, go away. I don't care where. Just go away. Pat: You.
Author: Double Cheeseburger http://you.urbanup.com/19612836. (You) (374↑, 36↓)Someone who has nothing better to do than surfing the web or read clever definitions at urbandictionary.comIm so bored. I write a meaning for you on urban dictionary
Author: btbl http://you.urbanup.com/24295807. (you) (306↑, 82↓)the correct way to spell the ordinary word, you. not corrupted by the minds of sad depraved 12 year old myspace addicts. \{n.\} not yooh \{n.\} not yoo \{n.\} not yew[19:55:40] \<3 Why Are Y: i go to ur skwl year below yoo [19:55:48] craig \<3 jad: *you ^faggot
Author: craigisbetterthanme http://you.urbanup.com/19154628. (you) (140↑, 15↓)The only one that can prevent wildfires.Only YOU can prevent wildfires. -Smokey Bear
Author: dweller27 http://you.urbanup.com/43188389. (You) (230↑, 106↓)2nd person of singular or pluralI hate you, you hate me....
Author: sissiny http://you.urbanup.com/155166010. (You) (118↑, 35↓)The person you shouldn't be afraid to be, someone you should be proud of.The true definition of [beautiful], means that you are always you.
Author: -Samm- http://you.urbanup.com/287522111. (you) (96↑, 26↓)Soulja boy's best friend. (in the song crank dat by soulja boy, he often says [you] with a long o) Ok, not really. But you know it still sounds cool. In literal terms, it is a pronoun in second person. And if [you] don't know what that means....go to English class.Person 1: Who's soulja boy's best friend? Person 2: Yooooooooooooooooooooou\! OR Person 1: [You] need to go to English class. Person 2: Why? Person 3: Because you had to look up the definition for [you]\!
Author: Do-It http://you.urbanup.com/276858012. (you) (69↑, 14↓)the person reading this. literate, unaware of what the word you means, and hereby informed.you rock. you knock my socks off. you smell like cabbage.
Author: chinesemaneatingbanana http://you.urbanup.com/295820113. (you) (133↑, 95↓)1. (n.) one who lives with mother exeeding the age of 30 2. (n.) One who wastes his/her time on urban dictionary, although it is a great site 3. (n.) Not meYOU just wasted your time reading MY definition that makes fun of YOU
Author: Anonomous Boi http://you.urbanup.com/166741114. (You) (41↑, 11↓)You, \<insert name here\>, are the person reading this article, unless, of course, you're not. But that would be awkward.“You bastard\! You killed Kenny\!” \you Stan on You “A total idiot.” \you Captain Obvious on You “YOOOOUUUUUU\!\!\!\!\!” \you Soulja Boy on Who should crank that soulja boy
Author: Uncyclopedia http://you.urbanup.com/295777515. (you) (34↑, 6↓)are extraordinarily perfect...[you] are indescribable. [you] are heart beat.
Author: ivory.keys.*119 http://you.urbanup.com/503610116. (You) (43↑, 20↓)The person that sucks, taking fun out of the equationHey man, why the long face? You showed up
Author: Yourself http://you.urbanup.com/270409717. (You) (23↑, 3↓)A beautiful, wonderful, loved person who is usually intelligent and occasionally thoughtful, and who is often misunderstood. "You" has at some point in their life felt unwanted, unloved, and worthless, but as you is slightly oblivious, you doesn't realize that you is none of these things. You typically doesn't like like himself or herself very much, and you has things that you feels like they need to change about themselves, but in reality you is perfect just the way you is. It is the nature of you.Person \#1: "Hey\! How are you?" Person \#2: (*thinking*: Well, I feel depressed and lonely and I just want someone to care.) "Fine\! How about you?" Person \#1: (*thinking*: Gosh, their life is so perfect. I wish I were them. I wish I was "fine".) "Good."
Author: unexpectedsomeones http://you.urbanup.com/530015418. (you) (20↑, 1↓)the person on the computer searching ''you'' and looking at this definitionhey you you are reading this\!
Author: u2dvdbono http://you.urbanup.com/520821119. (You) (19↑, 2↓)You; the one who makes me smile and causes my heart to swell, almost to the point of bursting, with happiness, affection and love. You; someone so wonderful, caring, funny, attractive, and amazing my head spins. You; the one to never let go.Was it by chance I found you or meant to be.
Author: Hosage http://you.urbanup.com/570662320. (you) (19↑, 5↓)youyou see [you]
Author: me, myself, us, and I http://you.urbanup.com/501294621. (You) (79↑, 65↓)You are a worthless [waste] of life, which is why - at this precise point in [world] history - you are reading this sentence. You think you should be doing something more productive, but for some reason, you aren't. You think your taste in music matters. You think playing video games makes you "alternative". You "spontaneously" quote Monty Python. You installed Linux on a partition because it seemed vaguely countercultural. You wear a fucking fedora in public and believe this makes the world a more whimsical place. You went to a second-tier state college and joined the Roleplaying club on the first day of orientation. You watch anime but insist you're not a fanboy. You quote memes at parties and then laugh alone, awkwardly. You own at least one cape which you wear "ironically" to comic conventions. You drive a 1990's Civic with crumbs on the floor and an "I roll 20's" bumper sticker. You write long posts in the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist but never get responses. You haven't had much sex, and the few times you did were clumsy and tedious. You think people shouldn't judge you based on your meager accomplishments because that's not, like, what you're about, you know? You collect Plastic Crap. You hover around the edges of your social group, grasping at straws of approval. You get your ideas and arguments from blogs. You don't get invited, you tag along. You like to tell yourself you "only date nerds because they understand" you, but then masturbate to 10's who wouldn't even waste the breath to tell you to fuck off if you approached one of them in a bar. You sit at your desk daydreaming about which X-Men power you want, while your peers are building the world in their image. You fail it, where it = EVERYTHING. Seriously, fuck you."You need to die." "You fail beyond possible bounds."
Author: Rey3127 http://you.urbanup.com/295024622. (You) (8↑, 1↓)are the idiot that searched for "you" in Urban Dictionary cause you thought it was funny and clever. Your parents must be proud.[You]: I'm going to look up "you" in the dictionary cause I think I'm original and funny. I'm so very smart and original...
Author: Leo Hartman http://you.urbanup.com/575043823. (You) (21↑, 15↓)A basement-dweller with no life.Your mother: Why don't you get out the basement honey? You: SHUTUP MOM I'M [FAPPING] TO JAILBAIT\!
Author: Not You... And I'm glad. http://you.urbanup.com/417412624. (you) (7↑, 2↓)you. u. yourself. yoo. yew. yu. yooh.you are you. are you? you are.
Author: alexzea2 http://you.urbanup.com/560568125. (You) (20↑, 15↓)Someone who is not me.Mister Miser: "Hey you\!"
Author: Mister Miser http://you.urbanup.com/295830526. (you) (22↑, 19↓)The word Soulja boy likes to useWhen I Do Dat Soulja Boy I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance (Now You)
Author: NBL http://you.urbanup.com/275334427. (You) (11↑, 12↓)Full of shit.It true... you fullashit.
Author: radiobehaviour http://you.urbanup.com/422250628. (You) (2↑, 7↓)You is the term used in sexual intercause by meaning give me it harder. A girl will sceam the word for more amd it tells you to give her more pleasure. Sometimes also used in oral sex by the male shouting you as he demands to cum quicker."You" \!\!\! " ah give me more\!\! Qucler " You
Author: J/O/R/D/A/N http://you.urbanup.com/490110729. (You) (7↑, 14↓)Your a Fucking MoronYou
Author: djdjdjdjdjdjd http://you.urbanup.com/415797830. (You) (20↑, 27↓)You are a worthless waste of life, which is why - at this precise point in world history - you are reading this sentence. You think you should be doing something more productive, but for some reason, you aren't. You think your taste in music matters. You think playing video games makes you "alternative". You "spontaneously" quote Monty Python. You installed Linux on a partition because it seemed vaguely countercultural. You wear a fucking fedora in public and believe this makes the world a more whimsical place. You went to a second-tier state college and joined the Roleplaying club on the first day of orientation. You watch anime but insist you're not a fanboy. You quote memes at parties and then laugh alone, awkwardly. You own at least one cape which you wear "ironically" to comic conventions. You drive a 1990's Civic with crumbs on the floor and an "I roll 20's" bumper sticker. You write long posts in the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist but never get responses. Your parents pay for most if not all of your college tuition because you lack the motivation to seek financial independence. You haven't had much sex, and the few times you did were clumsy and tedious. You think people shouldn't judge you based on your meager accomplishments because that's not, like, what you're about, you know? You collect Plastic Crap. You hover around the edges of your social group, grasping at straws of approval. You get your ideas and arguments from blogs. You don't get invited, you tag along. You like to tell yourself you "only date nerds because they understand" you, but then masturbate to 10's who wouldn't even waste the breath to tell you to fuck off if you approached one of them in a bar. You sit at your desk daydreaming about which X-Men power you want, while your peers are building the world in their image. You fail it, where it = ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING.The Definition of "You" - Encyclopedia Dramatica
Author: DigitalSpectre http://you.urbanup.com/329761031. (You) (1↑, 9↓)Are Beautifulu should know that and no one has the right to tell you that
Author: -youdontneedtoknow http://you.urbanup.com/542360732. (You) (4↑, 12↓)Anyone who isn't your self.HEY YOU\!
Author: turbobunies http://you.urbanup.com/378774333. (you) (7↑, 19↓)Lacks Common Sense.you yourself n not me
Author: PhiShY BowLs http://you.urbanup.com/391588134. (You) (7↑, 20↓)Goober; a lame strange weird funny cute person.'I am not' 'Yea you are. You = Goober'
Author: Gunter the Impaler http://you.urbanup.com/272611635. (You) (56↑, 72↓)1.) Anybody, when used in varying forms of context.I want YOU for U.S. Army.
Author: Manawski http://you.urbanup.com/4909736. (you) (5↑, 25↓)you: smell like a prostitutes coochscott smells like a prostycooch scott = you
Author: your other mother... the real one http://you.urbanup.com/207079537. (you) (3↑, 27↓)you sexy thang you think you got it all but you don't your a beast that's fat and nobody likes you and you think the girls love you don't because your bi hahaha bitchyour a beast that no one likes
Author: bitch your ugly http://you.urbanup.com/396086738. (YOU) (18↑, 54↓)Your Opinion Unwanted An internet slag expression used in chats, online games etc.hey stop talking here YOU\!
Author: Knock_Fire http://you.urbanup.com/190458639. (you) (47↑, 83↓)1. a letter somtimes confused with 'U'Hmm... lets see.... D-you-M-B-A-S-S.... Dumbass. No your wrong, because it changes the letter "you" to the word "you", you can't spell it right...
Author: Bobby Fischer http://you.urbanup.com/1470226Related: i, fuck, love, are, me, to, a, the, what, know, it, do, bitch, your, u, that, my, for, in, is, fucking, sex, up, ass, and, like, so, suck, have, shit, of, how, see, will, no, just, with, gay, can, notLast updated: 2012.03.01
Urban English dictionary. 2013.